- Personalized Wedding Vows
- Drinking white wine at a salon / spa
- Using your cell’s speaker phone in public
- Pedicures from strip mall salons called ‘Le Nail’ or ‘Le’s Nails’
- Junior Brides
- Unity Candles
- “If you do ____ one more time, you can’t come to my wedding!”
- Shirts proclaming one’s role in a wedding, like ‘Bride’ or ‘Maid of Honor’
- Pink brand sweats
- Some form of dancing playing a scripted part in the official ceremony, i.e. bridal party has to boogie down the aisle
- VPL or Visible Panty Lines [ do “blokes” *really* abhor it? ]
Marla: whats holla mean lol im not jenny from the block
B5: I don’t even know. I guess something I use when I’m feeling thugish? I need to get out of Bronx. Anyway, how’d your day go?
Marla: eh nothin 2 exciting unless u count the monkey that was runnin around the office lol my coworker bill is nutso n brought his chimp to work. i tried to teach him how 2 do my job but the thing (his name is oscar) just kept pluckin shit out of his hair n tryin to eat my pencils lol i was like hey oscar stop but it was almost 2 cute to get angry over anyway i love monkeys especially chimps. did you ever see that movie ‘Monkey Trouble’ rofl that monkey sure got himself into sum sticky situations n i could sit n watch that movie all day and all night
B5: You’re fucking ridiculous. Let’s get drinks.” —http://slacktory.com/2012/05/20-guys-try-to-bang-psycho-on-okcupid/
Where the hell is the new M.I.A. album?
Eating a grapefruit for lunch (this is really meaningful and notable … for realz; I have never eaten a grapefruit before - drank their guts, sure, but eaten one? no) and reading this and this paragraph is just a beautiful summary of a certain kind of tech person we’ve all worked with (well, those of you in tech), that I had to share.
But the idea of a future where there’s a fucking app that gets rid of bad governments and lets us Celebrate Our Preferences via eCommerce… that is not only not real, but also infantilizing, if not quite dehumanizing. Because what are we then? Avatars for Progress?
@bittertwee ‘Gripe’ is underused these days; good moniker to adopt ~
Had to know more: http://www.colicshop.com/woodwards-gripe-water.shtml
I’m guessing 1) end of an era = sad; 2) abruptly gobbled up by evil empire = not the way you wanted it to go = way sadder. But yeah, I haven’t looked to radio as a music source for.. let’s say it’s been a while.
True - and I’m coming at this as a transplant, so it’s always come across a shitty radio station. Naive and short-sighted to proclaim “shitty now, therefore always shitty!”
‘Work bad mood’ bleeds into ‘everything bad mood’. Mea culpa, FNX fans …